(this is only the tip of a large ice-berg!)
My most hateful thing in the house? That MAN with the 'endearingly termed' BUTTER FINGERS..... 'whoops'!
KIRSTYFISH: "have you seen my birdie mug - you know, the little one i like my afternoon tea in?"
MANFISH: "Oh i smashed that ages ago - so what, you've got loads"...
I love them all.